Squatch might not be here yet, but I’m calling it. Today is Karli’s first Mother’s Day. She’s a lot closer to being a mom right now than I am to being a dad, since she’s carrying the parasite and I’m just watching the show and fetching things. It’s sort of like how a third-year law student is a lot closer to being a lawyer than someone who watches Law & Order.
So Happy First Mother’s Day, Karli!
Not only did I get her a Mother’s Day gift, but Squatch got her one, too. The baby, eager to get a head start on teasing and making mischief for its mother, got her this:
Also, I’d like to wish a very happy first Mother’s Day to all the new and soon-to-be mommies that I’ve met since starting this blog. Well, not met, really—more like “internet-met.” May your sleep be plentiful, may your bellies be calm, may your babies be smiling, and may your husbands change the diapers.