A little background before I get to the good stuff. Karli found this and thinks it’d be an awesome pal for Squatch. I think it would, too, but not for $44. But it is, in fact, adorable.
Which leads me to an actual conversation from our actual household, actually happening yesterday, actually:
Karli: What are narwhals from?
Me: You mean the ocean?
Karli: No, what movie were they in? Elf?
Me: Yeah, there was a narwhal in that.
Karli: They’re not real, right?
Me: ::Blank look::
Karli: Shut up.